Looking for the Biggest BOOBS, Try Norway, Iceland and Sweden....Seriously, World Data Provided Breast Size Rankings by Country

If you are a self-identified "breast man" and you have been looking for the perfect place to live out your voyeuristic need to be surrounded by big breasts, well, you now have the answer, according to the website World Data, which over the summer ranked worldwide countries by breast bra cup size (following up on its penis size rankings by country). According to the website, "Globally, a natural female breast has an average size somewhere between a large 'A' and a smaller 'B' in the US size system. According to European or Australian classifications, this would be a 'B.'" So, where do women exceed the average? Surprisingly, Nordic countries are big in the top ten. The top ten were (1) Norway, (2) Luxembourg, (3) Iceland, (4)

United States, (5) United Kingdom, (6) Colombia, (7) Sweden, (8) Netherlands, (9) Canada, and rounding out the top ten (10) Russia. Norway averaged a C-D and Russia a B-C cup. On the lower end were countries in Central Africa and Southeast Asia, like Vietnam (which came in last at an AA cup on average), which World Data explained:

Women in these subcontinents are generally smaller and lighter. An average woman in Southeast Asia is about 1.53 m tall and weighs less than 55 kilos. In Central Africa, women with less than 1.60 m and less than 60 kilograms are also daintier than the global average. This alone leads to a connection to the then logically smaller breasts with the same body proportions.

In addition, a further climate connection is assumed. In particularly hot regions, the body consumes far greater amounts of energy to cool itself and keep the body's functions in balance. The breast consists for the most part of fatty tissue, i.e., the body's own energy store. If the energy is quickly withdrawn from the body, no fat tissue can form.

And that seemingly accounts for the breast dominance among Nordic and northern hemisphere countries. Colder temperatures, bigger breasts.

But getting the data was not easy. According to World Data, "[t]he different size designations and different scales regularly cause confusion. There are at least six different size systems worldwide, all consisting of numbers and similar letters. In addition, there are manufacturers that vary these systems again for their own products. For example, the US size '34C' already corresponds to the UK size 34D and the EU size 75D. It is 90D in France and 12C in Australia. The Czech designation 2D is a little easier to distinguish visually. All these sizes correspond to the same dimensions and therefore lead to mix-ups again and again." In its chart, World Data used U.S. standard sizes. Here's who made the top half; for the full chart, go to World Data: